I feel like starting over.
My Blogger Dashboard has three blogs set up. One from my sophomore year, one from my semester in London, now this. Let's call it...the post-urban era. I mean I'll never finish growing up, but London was a biiiiiig push in the right direction.
So.
The big news today is that A BRIDGE WAS BUILT. There's a puddle that gathers behind the Admin building on campus that can turn into a lake if it rains too much or the snow melts too quickly. But never fear! Campus safety to the rescue, with wood planks that will magically transform into a bridge that even the heaviest of undergrad trolls may cross without caution!
I thought about christening it. Spraying something on it. Nothing offensive; something nice, like "You are beautiful" or "you are loved." Something to make you feel good. Or maybe it should be something slightly more epic and grandiose. Maybe it should say "Beware of water-demons. And fish. Those guppies sure can nibble!" And then students could add something every day. It's like a giant campus-wide anonymous art project! zOmG! We'll call it SpraySecret. It'll be awesome; it'll make the news.
So keep your eyes peeled.
